Finale (Wait, What​?​!​)

from LOL So Ransom by Headspin Theatre

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Jordy begins to crack under the guilt of what he's done but is shut down by Anna- the true mastermind of the entire ransom plot.

Sofia joins the awkward conversation and begins to pick up on some thing's that don't line up, clues to her friends evil intentions when Jordy spills the beans- he is suddenly able to go to Wellington! Anna too! And funny enough- the tuition money for both of them was EXACTLY the ransom fee...

Faced with a truth stranger than fiction Sofia must decide what to do as her world as she knows it changes forever.

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JORDY: Well... you...
re...member my Aunt?
The one who wear’s all the pant-suits?
Well she was loaded with cash,
but now she’s cremated ashes…

SOFIA: Oh no!
ANNA: Jordy…

JORDY: And yes I am sad.
So very very very sad.
But the money that she had...
I inherited it?

SOFIA: Oh man... I mean, I'm sorry... but congratulations?
JORDY: Well... she was old!

SOFIA: Jordy that is insane… and it’s enough?
JORDY: Enough to pay! All tuitions and fee’s!
ANNA: I mean god what odd’s are these?
JORDY: Just enough! To the dollar!
ANNA: Well not to the EXACT dollar
JORDY: I mean-
ANNA: I’ll tell you what he means…
Sof it’s happening!
We’re both managing!
It took one whole year, but now we’re managing.

JORDY/ANNA: And now we’re happy to see you too!

SOPHIA: Wait? What? Tell me what’s happening or
do I not I wanna know…
Wait this thought is dangerous so think it through.

Jordy: I think she knows
Anna: She doesn’t know
Jordy: She know’s.
Anna: Fuck you
Jordy: FUCK YOU

SOFIA: On one hand it’s crazy to think they could…
Anna how long did you know?!
Jordy shrewd little prankster how far did you let this one go?

ANNA: How could you blow this Jordy?
JORDY: So this is my fault then?
SOFIA: I think my friends are fucking criminals…

ANNA: You blew the whole plan!
JORDY: I AM your whole plan!
SOFIA: Just breathe out, just breathe in, it can’t be what you think.
ANNA: She’s calling back.
JORDY: Oh shit…
ANNA: oh shit…

SOPHIA: You’re being crazy… you’re tired, far away and uninspired.
But fuck it I’m suspicious as hell!
God do I think I know what I might think I simply don’t wanna know

JORDY/ANNA: we’re happy to see you too!
SOFIA: Are they happy to see me too...
JORDY/ANNA: We’re happy to see you!

SOFIA: just tell me the truth!


ANNA: The truth about what?

SOFIA: The truth about… about…
Never mind.

JORDY: I actually have to run. Picked up an extra shift tonight.

ANNA: And my dad is being a real monster this weekend so... better put in some family time.

JORDY: Next week though.

ANNA: Next week!

Sophia: Yeah... next week.


THE END... ?

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from LOL So Ransom, released July 3, 2020
Vanessa Wilson as Anna Kowalchuk
Mallory Chipman as Sofia Loiselle
LOL so Ransom Created by Headspin Theatre
Written by Mallory Chipman, Matt Graham, and Vanessa Wilson
Music and lyrics by Mallory Chipman & Matt Graham
Music editing, mixing, and production by Brian Raine

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