JORDY: Is anyone there?
How long has it been? Where am I?
Do my friends even care?
I don’t know where I am, can’t tell where I am.
I don’t know! I don’t know!
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t…

NO…
no.
Too impersonal.
Take 34.

They’re going to pay.
Yeah… right? I mean why wouldn’t they?
Yes any second the transfer is coming my way
And I wonder should I feel remorse?
Well of course- but instead I feel stressed
let’s refresh-
nothing?!

Well that’s some damn nerve
an unexpected curveball
If they don’t pay… how does this end?
I thought we were friends…

Fine!
So let’s crank it up a notch we’ll kick the situation in the crotch
a hostage tape will do that nicely!
Try to ignore me on the floor all bound in chains if I had chains!
Fuck.
Maybe a voice distorter, hard to hit record with my hands tied behind me, should I try the gag?
(unintelligible)
No that sucks!

So let’s... change it up?
Like a personal plea.
Take 34 B...

Don’t you worry about me
Though I’m all a-low-oo-wone
I want you to go on

The memories
The friendship I believe
was true…
So true.

So once I’m gone,
you must move on-
no grief should you go through.

Sofia, I love ya.
Anna, I love you too.

I understand that fifty thousand one hundred and ninety two
Canadian Dollars...
is much too much too pay a man
his brilliant plan, must not commandya
I won’t cave- no no no- neither should you!

Oh motherfucker how long has my background been like that?!

… still it’s better…
And they say they’re the ones who act!
But still what does it lack…
My note had threats,and pics and then some…
and I don’t even get a LOL so Ransom!

Well you’ve pushed me too the brink, the clock is gonna tick, until I get what I deserve
ANNA: Sofia now!
JORDY: They need one final push, so do not be a wuss, it’s crazy but it’s not absurd
SOFIA: I’m trying, calm down!

JORDY: To take a leap into a new zone of committing hard to get my final prize.
The time is now you know what must be done, just hold breath and close your fucking eyes.

ANNA/SOF: It’s sending!

JORDY: If they don’t think it’s real, give them something to feel
and make their face go pale
They won’t send the dough? Send a toe in the mail!

SOFIA: Sent!

JORDY: Oh holy shit holy shit they sent it?- ahhh!
Ok… Breathe. Breathe breathe breathe breathe.

(JORDY catches his breath and begins to laugh and laugh and laugh)

JORDY: LOL so ransom
SOFIA: So ransom!
ANNA: SO ransom!