SOFIA: Jordy why’d you have to go and do this?!
You know that Anna cannot keep her cool!
No offence.
I will admit that for a tech you’ve impressed.
Now call it off! Come on out! Take a bow!
You’ve played us for the fools.

Dontcha think this is a little selfish, Jord?
How long will you draw this out before you get bored?
By the time you get back for your big reveal
Anna’s heart attack will be the new ordeal.

ANNA: A sign of life, a flicker of your classic wit...
Send an emoji, post a story, we’ll be done with it!
It’s that simple, Jord, to put your friends at ease.
Remember us, your handshake pals, don’t do this to us please-
he’s typing! Thank god he’s typing!
What could that mean?

SOFIA: It means he’s typing.

ANNA: Just say something, oh Jord, say something!
Give us relief, just say something!

ANNA/SOF: Those three damn dots
ANNA: There’s nothing crueller than those
BOTH: three damn dots
SOFIA: Not even tooth extraction?

BOTH: Three damn dots

ANNA: Hell hath no fury like a woman when she sees those three damn
BOTH: dots! Oh oh oh ohhhhhh.

ANNA: But they mean he’s breathing. Praise be! He’s breathing!
SOFIA: Are you crazy? Of course he’s breathing.
ANNA: Ugh, still nothing, just clink send! Still nothing…
Bring us some peace.
Still nothing…

ANNA/SOF: Those three damn dots...
ANNA: There’s nothing crueller than those
BOTH: three damn dots...
SOFIA: Not even water boarding?

BOTH: Three damn dots...

ANNA: Hell hath no fury like a
BOTH: woman when she sees those three damn dots!
Oh oh oh oh ...

ANNA: Oh my god Jordy… Help?!
SOFIA: Do you think he’s… serious?
ANNA: I hope not.
SOFIA: Oh my god… maybe this is for real. Maybe we should be worried. I was wrong.

ANNA: Doncha think this is a little selfish, Jord?
How long will you draw this out until you get bored?

SOFIA: Should we be worried or is this some stupid gag?
ANNA: He’ll be the cover boy of Monday’s local rag

SOFIA: Anna don’t panic we should keep our heads on straight.
I have experience from last year’s high school play.
I was the lead, I played a bold detective type!
How different could it be from solving real crimes?

We’ll find you, Jordy, we’ll find you
We’ll set you free, we’ll find you
Don’t you worry, Jord, don’t you worry
Just count on me - well us - don’t worry

Where are those three damn dots?

ANNA: What should we do? Should we go look for him?

SOFIA: It’s already almost midnight… I just don’t know that there’s much more we can do tonight. Maybe we should just get some rest and start looking in the morning.

I never thought I’d miss those
BOTH: three damn dots…